Business
cartoon
1
(Boy
to dad:
"Read
the one
where
all the
Enron
employees
are
fighting
over the
paper
shredder.")
Business
cartoon
2 (Hirer:
"Anything
else you
can
offer
besides
horse
sense?")
Business
cartoon
3 (Boss:
"Amy,
which
season
is
this?")
Business
cartoon
4 ("Unfortunately,
this
shows
employee
productivity
for personal
business.")
Business
cartoon
5 ("Chalmers,
you're
ruining
my
deniability.")
Business
cartoon
6 ("I
want to
thank
all of
you for
the help
during
our
financial
difficulties.")
Business
cartoon
7 ("It's
not
enough
that I
succeed.
All my
colleagues
must be
jailed.")
Business
cartoon
8 ("All
senior
partners
have
their
own
theme
music.")
Business
cartoon
9 ("Your
investment
options
would be
far
better
if you'd
put away
more
nuts
when you
were
younger.")
Business
cartoon
10 (Inmate:
"I
sold
life
insurance.")
Business
cartoon
11 ("Note
to self:
you're
fired.")
Business
cartoon
12 ("Well,
that's a
hell of
a way to
treat
someone
who
hates
you to
the very
core of
his
being.")
Business
cartoon
13 ("...and
in this
dream,
the only
things
falling
faster
than me
are the
markets.")
Business
cartoon
14 (Guy
on
stilts:
"I
had to
step
over a
lot of
people
to get
where I
am
today.")
Business
cartoon
15 (Exec
crawling
through
desert:
"Deductions...deductions...")
Business
cartoon
16 (Exec
crossing
the
river
Styx:
"This
is so
exciting!
I've
never
visited
accounting
before.")
Business
cartoon
17 ("Your
call is
important
to us.
Please
stay on
the line
until
your
call is
irrelevant
to
anyone.")
Business
cartoon
18 (Inmate
at
'desk':
"This
is the
decision
maker.")
Business
cartoon
19 ("Mr.
Ednie
here is
second
in our
organization's
chain of
thievery.")
Business
cartoon
20 ("Didn't
I see
you on
the new
'Nasdaq's
Bloopers
and
Blunders'
video?")
Business
cartoon
21 (Mugger
to
victim:
"I'm
doing
you a
favor,
sir.
Money
won't
make you
happy.")
Business
cartoon
22 (Worker
with
sign on
desk:
'How's
my
toadying?
Call
1-800-...')
Business
cartoon
23 ("We're
replacing
our
Search
Committee
with
posses.")
Business
cartoon
24 (Exec:
"I
gave on
the
street
corner.")
Business
cartoon
25 (Dog
to owner
re
newspaper:
"I
left out
the
stock
market
section
for your
own
good.")
Business
cartoon
26 (Boy
selling
lemonade
and
kittens:
"I'm
diversifying.")
Business
cartoon
27 (Hirer:
"How
was your
flight?")
Business
cartoon
28 ("Briggins,
this
report
you
wrote is
a real
keeper.
Unfortunately,
you're
not.")
Business
cartoon
29 (Guru
leaving
mountain:
"TV
punditry
pays
better.")
Business
cartoon
30 ("Perhaps
we've
become too
focused
on
teamwork.")
Business
cartoon
31 ('The
second-worst
motivational
speech
of all
time.')
Business
cartoon
32 (Sign
on top
of
skyscraper:
'We'd
rather
be
farming')
Business
cartoon
33 (Hirer:
"One
last
question:
would
you be
willing
to bring
in
snacks?")
Business
cartoon
34 (Hirer:
"It
seems
you hop
from job
to
job.")
Business
cartoon
35 ("...and
a 673%
decline
in
clarity
of
speech.")
Business
cartoon
36 (Road
sign:
'Your ad
here
(rejoin
the old
economy)')
Business
cartoon
37 ("That's
when we
went
fully
digital.")
Business
cartoon
38 (Moses
to God:
"Nothing
about
day
trading?")
Business
cartoon
39 (Stockbroker:
"Here's
a fund
that's
plummeting
far
slower
than
most.")
Business
cartoon
40 (Dungeon
hanger:
"They
thought
my
fourth-quarter
projection
was
'unrealistic'.")
Business
cartoon
41 ('Rebel
Accountant')
Business
cartoon
42 ("All
in favor
of
purchasing
a
boardroom
table...")
Business
cartoon
43 (Stockbroker:
"...Sorry,
I never
was very
good
with
numbers.")
Business
cartoon
44 (Boss:
"I
realize
our logo
is an
effective,
enduring
classic,
but I'm
thinking
it could
use a
techy
satellite
swirl
doodad.")
Business
cartoon
45 (Exec:
"We've
concluded
that our
optimal
deployment
of your
services
can only
be
actualized
within a
downsizing
paradigm.")
Business
cartoon
46 (Exec:
"I
won't be
in
tomorrow,
but I'll
be
watching
you on
closed-circuit
TV.")
Business
cartoon
47 ("I
wish we
hadn't
built
our
bricks-and-mortar
location
right
next
door.")
Business
cartoon
48 ("Anyone
else
need to
confront
their
deep-seated
e-commerce
fears
before
we
begin?")
Business
cartoon
49 ("...which
concludes
the
summary
of our
last
quarter.
And
there's
a
foreboding
e-commerce
bubble.
Any
questions?")
Business
cartoon
50
("We
use the
term
'human
resources'
pretty
loosely
around
here.") |
Business
cartoon
51 ("Mr.
Ross is
busy
wheeling
and/or
dealing
right
now. Can
I take a
message?")
Business
cartoon
52 ("Actually,
the
computer
we're
replacing
you with
does
crack
jokes.")
Business
cartoon
53 ("...moneymaking
strategy
#1: be a
grossly
overpaid
motivational
speaker.")
Business
cartoon
54 ("...and
best of
all, he
prefers
pats on
the head
instead
of
money.")
Business
cartoon
55 ('Good
conversation')
Business
cartoon
56 ('Nope...can't
buy
happiness.
Now
what?')
Business
cartoon
57 ("Thank
you for
calling.
Please
hold
until
you hang
up.")
Business
cartoon
58 (Elephant:
"Is
this the
memory
seminar?")
Business
cartoon
59 ("Intriguing
proposal!
Give me
some
time to
mull it
over and
co-opt
it as my
own.")
Business
cartoon
60 ("Business
has
never
been
better,
as you
can see
with the
aid of
the
special
glasses.")
Business
cartoon
61 ("Executive
washroom.")
Business
cartoon
62 (Elevators:
'On the
way up.'
'On the
way
out.')
Business
cartoon
63 (Inmate:
"I
didn't
express
unbridled
enthusiasm
for the
new
corporate
logo.")
Business
cartoon
64 ("...When
do you
want to
complete
the
company
merger?")
Business
cartoon
65 ("Oh!...Your
people are
my
people?
Well,
that
should
make
things a
lot
simpler.")
Business
cartoon
66 ("Great
session,
people!
I all
worked
together
and came
up with
some
wonderful
ideas.")
Business
cartoon
67 ("Guy
on
desert
island:
"No,
I
haven't
seen the
minutes.")
Business
cartoon
68 ('...avoid
saying
Hi?')
Business
cartoon
69 ('The
individual
is our
only
priority')
Business
cartoon
70 ('Converted
OUT
box')
Business
cartoon
71 ('Danger
falling
stocks')
Business
cartoon
72 ("...just
back
from
that
time
management
seminar...")
Business
cartoon
73 ('Point
A'
'Point
B')
Business
cartoon
74 ("Remember,
son...money
can't
buy
happiness,
but it
pays for
a lot of
anti-depressants.")
Business
cartoon
75 ("Ms.
Curtis,
see if
you can
find out
why my
office
is so
large.")
Business
cartoon
76 ("...and
this is
where we
train
our
employees
to think
out of
the
box.")
Business
cartoon
77 ("We've
had some
reports
of fraud
in this
department,
Milby.
Know
anything
about
it?")
Business
cartoon
78 (Bull
stockbroker:
"Trust
me.
Cattle
futures
are the
last
place
you want
to
invest.")
Business
cartoon
79 ('For
faster
service
start
doing
your
banking online
already!')
Business
cartoon
80 ("Says
he's a
business
guru.")
Business
cartoon
81 ("This
commute
is a
killer.")
Business
cartoon
82 (Exec
to
waiter:
"I'll
have a
large
order of
personal
fulfillment
and a
glass of
self-respect,
with
peace of
mind on
the
side.")
Business
cartoon
83 ("...I
suggest
we call
it
Greenspanium.")
Business
cartoon
84 ('Out
of
sight'
'Out of
mind'
wastebaskets)
Business
cartoon
85 (Beggar:
"I
was a
successful
day
trader...had
a few
bad
minutes.")
Business
cartoon
86 (Chicken
Little:
"The
Dow is
falling!
The Dow
is
falling!")
Business
cartoon
87 ("So...hardly
working,
or
hardly
working?")
Business
cartoon
88 (Exec
re
moneybags:
"I
enjoy
the
simple
things.")
Business
cartoon
89 (Exec
crawling
through
desert:
"Kickbacks...kickbacks...")
Business
cartoon
90 ('Bull'
and
'bear'
paintings
in art
gallery)
Business
cartoon
91 (Guru:
"
'Buy
low,
sell
high' is
all I've
figured
out so
far. Now
go
away.")
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