Computer
cartoon
1 (Tech
support
worker:
"Hmmm.
That's
kind of
a real
toughie.")
Computer
cartoon
2 (Heaven
applicant
hears:
"You
preferred
that
web
browser?")
Computer
cartoon
3 (Office
worker
at desk
with
website-like
number
counter:
'How can
I get
more
visitors?'
Computer
cartoon
4
(Office
worker
reads
document:
'Thiss
was
document
translatted
English
into
using
elecktronic
translattion
software.')
Computer
cartoon
5 (Tech
support
worker:
"Sizzling...smoking...flames
shooting
from the
hard
drive.
OK...that
IS a
malfunction
and
you'd
best
unplug
it.")
Computer
cartoon
6 (Office
worker:
"The
e-check
is in
the
e-mail.")
Computer
cartoon
7 (Bailiff
to
court:
"Next
case:
the
Internet
economy
versus
millions
of
investors
who
should
have
known
better.")
Computer
cartoon
8 (Office
worker:
"I
received
your fax
of the
fax of
the fax
of the
faxed
fax.
Remind
me what
it used
to
say?"
Computer
cartoon
9 (Computer
says: 'I
don't
WANT my
screen
saved,
thank
you. I
have my
OWN
religious
beliefs.')
Computer
cartoon
10 (Computer
screen
says:
'You're so
demanding.
Run it
yourself.')
Computer
cartoon
11 (Exec
at
boardroom
table,
re
crying
employee:
"Anyone
else
need to
confront
their
deep-seated
e-commerce
fears
before
we
begin?")
Computer
cartoon
12 (Customer
support
worker:
"I'm
afraid
our new
system
can't
process
your
order
unless
you
phrase
it in
binary
code.")
Computer
cartoon
13 (Pilot
to
passengers:
"The
bad
news:
we're
going to
crash.
The good
news:
not
nearly
as fast
as
Internet
stocks.")
Computer
cartoon
14
(Boss to
worker:
"Actually,
the
computer
we're
replacing
you with
does
crack
jokes.")
Computer
cartoon
15 (Digital
street
sign:
'Time
11:06'
'Temp
71' 'Spammers
956,729,881') |
Computer
cartoon
16 (Office
worker:
"If
you
could
just
email me
the
faxes of
the
photocopies
of the
transcripts
of the
fifteen
phone
messages
in
question,
that
would
probably
be the
simplest.")
Computer
cartoon
17 (Office
worker
re
computer
explosion:
"Umm,
yeah...actually
that
should've
been shift-F5.")
Computer
cartoon
18 (Beggar
is '.org
since
1961')
Computer
cartoon
19
(Hirer
to
slacker:
"We'll
let you
know if
anything
opens up
for a
'professional
downloader
of
Napster
files'.")
Computer
cartoon
20 (Defendant
to
judge:
"The
Internet
made me
do
it.")
Computer
cartoon
21 (Sign
in bank
line:
'For
Faster
Service
Start
Doing
Your
Banking Online
Already!')
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cartoon
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