Domestic/Family
cartoon
1 (Couple
driving:
"We're
not
lost,
Carrie.
We just
don't
know
where we
are.")
Domestic/Family
cartoon
2 (Boy
to
father:
"Not
bad, but
you
could
have
used
more
emotion
while
reading
the part
of the
Big Bad
Wolf.")
Domestic/Family
cartoon
3 (Bar
patron:
"When
she said
she
needed
space, I
didn't
realize
she
meant
the
entire
North
American
continent.")
Domestic/Family
cartoon
4 (Boy
hears
TV:
'It's 10
o'
clock.
Do you
know
where
your
homework
is?')
Domestic/Family
cartoon
5 (Psychiatrist
to man
in
baseball
uniform:
"You've
never
gotten
over the
fact
your
father
wouldn't
play
catch
with
you?")
Domestic/Family
cartoon
6
(Bride
to
minister:
"He'd
better
get
better!")
Domestic/Family
cartoon
7 (Wife
to
husband:
"You
say we
live
below
our
means. I
say
you're
cheap.")
Domestic/Family
cartoon
8 (Man
on
desert
island:
"Hi,
hon. I
may be a
little
late
tonight.")
Domestic/Family
cartoon
9 (Kid
at
lemonade
stand to
kid:
"May
I see
some
ID?")
Domestic/Family
cartoon
10 (Car
dealer:
"Our
'mother's
model'...Comes
direct
from the
factory
with
half-eaten
cookies
in the
seats,
ice
cream on
the
floor,
and gum
stuck to
the
windows.")
Domestic/Family
cartoon
11
(Dog,
marrying
cat:
"Hey,
opposites
attract.")
Domestic/Family
cartoon
12 (Freeway
signs:
'Fast
Lane'
'Slow
Lane'
'Moms
Who Have
No Time
To Fight
With
Other
Traffic')
Domestic/Family
cartoon
13 (Women:
"It's
wearing
me out:
dirty
clothes,
fussy
eating,
constant
whining...and
then
with our
first
baby on
the
way...")
Domestic/Family
cartoon
14 (Women:
"If
he were
just 8
inches
taller,
20 years
younger,
10 times
more
mature,
and a
million
dollars
richer,
he'd be
perfect.")
Domestic/Family
cartoon
15 (Boy
to mom:
"I've
been
traded
to
another
school
for $10
million
over 4
years!") |
Domestic/Family
cartoon
16 (Fortune
teller:
"You
will
finally
meet Mr.
Right,
but his
first
name
will be
'Always'.")
Domestic/Family
cartoon
17 (Minister:
"And
do you,
Bob,
promise
to take
Nancy
out for
dinner
at least
three
times a
week, as
long as
you both
shall
live?")
Domestic/Family
cartoon
18 (Women
in
bookstore:
"Ooh,
look...the
book
I've
been
waiting
ages
for, but
will
never
have
time to
read!")
Domestic/Family
cartoon
19 (Woman
hears
TV: 'In
fashion
news:
this
season's
hot
styles
and
colors
are all
the ones
you
don't
own and
can't
wear.')
Domestic/Family
cartoon
20 (Woman
asks man
for a
ring.
Man
pulls
out
playing
cards.)
Domestic/Family
cartoon
21
(Couple
driving
on moon:
"I told
you to
ask for
directions!"
Domestic/Family
cartoon
22 (Minister:
"And
do you,
Bob,
promise
to put
the
toilet
seat
down
every
time, as
long as
you both
shall
live?"
Domestic/Family
cartoon
23 (Lemonade
stand
sign: 'www.joeyslemonade.com')
Domestic/Family
cartoon
24 (Boy
to
mother
re
report
card:
"Just
so you
know:
the D's
stand
for
'Darn
good',
and the
F's mean
'fabulous'.")
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