Law
cartoon
1 (Defendant:
"Your
Honor,
I'd like
to do my
community
service
near a
store
with a
large
selection
of DVD's.")
Law
cartoon
2 (Boy
to
father:
"Read
the one
where
the kid
makes
decisions
on a
case-by-case
basis.")
Law
cartoon
3 (Jury
foreman:
"Your
Honor,
we've
agreed
on a
verdict.
We're
not sure
who's
guilty,
but we'd
all love
to play
a little
Yahtzee.")
Law
cartoon
4 (Defendant,
after
knocking
out
lawyer:
"Sorry,
but I
have a
diagnosis
of
lawyer-intolerance.")
Law
cartoon
5 (Jury
foreman:
"That
hotel
where
we'll be
sequestered...does
it have
a day
spa?")
Law
cartoon
6 (Bear
to
judge:
"Temporary
insanity,
Your
Honor. I
didn't
even
realize
I was
mauling
and
eating
those
seven
hikers.")
Law
cartoon
7 (Judge
to
completely
bandaged
man:
"Mr.
Hayes,
you are
charged
with
neglecting
your
company's
safety
regulations.
How do
you
plead?")
Law
cartoon
8 (Inmates:
"Actually,
the idea
looked bad
on
paper.")
Law
cartoon
9 (In-boxes
on
lawyer's
desk:
'Win
Some'
'Lose
Some')
Law
cartoon
10 (Lawyer
to jury:
"So,
in
closing:
my
opposing
counsel
is a
very
bad, bad
man.")
Law
cartoon
11 (Bull
lawyer:
"What
color
was the
stop
sign?")
Law
cartoon
12 (Bailiff:
"Next
case:
The
Internet
economy
versus
millions
of
investors
who
should
have
known
better.")
Law
cartoon
13 (Bailiff
swearing
in
witness:
"Do
you
swear to
spin the
truth,
the
whole
truth,
and
nothing
but the
truth?"
Law
cartoon
14 (Judge
to mime:
"Guilty
of
wasting
your
life.
Case
dismissed.")
Law
cartoon
15 (Judge
to
clown:
"Guilty
of
oversize
shoes
and
creeping
out the
general
public.
Twenty
years.") |
Law
cartoon
16 (Judge
to
suicidal
lawyer:
"Counsel
will
kindly
refrain
from
hanging
himself.")
Law
cartoon
17 (Judge
to
battery:
"Guilty
as
charged.")
Law
cartoon
18 (Lawyer
crawling
in
desert:
"Billable
hours...billable
hours...")
Law
cartoon
19 (Jury
foreman
re
devil:
"We
find the
defendant
guilty
of being
in the
details.")
Law
cartoon
20 (Lawyers:
"It
just
happens...one
day you
wake up
and
realize
that
your
best
billable
hours
are
behind
you.")
Law
cartoon
21 (Jury
foreman:
"We
can't
agree on
a
verdict,
so we've
decided
to use
one of
our
lifelines.")
Law
cartoon
22 (Inmates:
"My
attorney
was pro
bono and
pro-plaintiff.")
Law
cartoon
23 (Lawyer
in
court:
"I
object!
This
line of
questioning
is
making
my
client
look
really
bad.")
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cartoon
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