Medical/Science
cartoon
1 (Doctor:
"If
you
start
feeling
worse,
Mrs.
Stein,
which is
impossible...call
me.")
Medical/Science
cartoon
2 (Doctors:
"Traffic
sure was
clogged
when I
drove in
on the
Carotid
artery
this
morning.")
Medical/Science
cartoon
3 (Doctor
to
bandaged
man:
"I'm
taking
you off
the
mouse
for two
weeks.")
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cartoon
4 (Scientists
at
blackboard:
"What's
the
square
root of
infinity
again?")
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cartoon
5 (Doctor
to
squirrel:
"Of
course
your
back
hurts.
You
sleep on
a
bench.")
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cartoon
6 (Dentist
looking
in
patient's
eyes:
"My
goodness,
those are
in the
wrong
place.
Ms.
Martin,
we need
to pull
those
wisdom
teeth.")
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cartoon
7 (Patient
in line
for
heaven:
"Gesundheit,
Doctor.")
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cartoon
8 (Dog:
"No,
that's
just the
problem,
Doctor.
I'm not
a
dalmatian.")
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cartoon
9 (Dog:
"I'd
like to
make an
appointment
for a
physical.
It's
been
seven
years.")
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cartoon
10 (Guys
hanging
in
dungeon:
"Are
you sure
this
chiropractor
is
licensed?")
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cartoon
11 (Workers
in
Hazmat
suits,
to
patient:
"Here's
what we
know so
far...")
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cartoon
12 (In-boxes
on
plastic
surgeon's
desk:
'The
Good'
'The
Bad'
'The
Ugly')
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cartoon
13 (Doctor
eating
potato
chips:
"How's
the
low-sodium
diet
coming
along?")
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cartoon
14 (Doctor:
"Too
bad
you're
not a
car...you
have
plenty
of
weight
in the
trunk,
and
you're
full of
gas.")
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cartoon
15 (Scientists
re rock:
"The
more we
study
this,
the
clearer
it seems
that
what we
have
here is
a fairly
large
chunk of
concrete.") |
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cartoon
16 (Desert
crawler
sees
sign:
'If you
were a
snake
you'd be
a lot
cooler
right
now')
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cartoon
17 (Bird
doctor,
to
patient:
"It's
worms.")
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cartoon
18 (Doctor:
"You're
not
big-boned,
you're
little-exercised.")
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cartoon
19 (Doctor:
"The
good
news is
you
probably
still
have
time to
write a
will.")
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cartoon
20 (Surgeon
in OR:
"Well,
it's
been a
slice.")
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cartoon
21 (Surprised
doctor:
"You're
still
alive?")
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